Your name is Jake English, and do you have the booty? You dooooo. This is where you and your friends come to have fun from time to time.

17th April 2014

Question

Anonymous asked: How have you been?

Good, busy with college and planning some photosets for tomorrow.

Tagged: Anonymous

17th April 2014

Question

Anonymous asked: Certainly! Yes, it is. :)

Thank you for being my herald of good news.

Tagged: Anonymous

17th April 2014

Question with 1 note

Anonymous asked: It would appear that things have calmed down, though I'm not sure to what extent. At least I don't think people are at each other's throats anymore. The popularity has definitely kept up. :)

Thank you my dear anon. That is good to hear.

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17th April 2014

Question with 2 notes

Anonymous asked: Missed you? Definitely, good sir.

Well that’s certainly good to hear. What with all these new people around and what not. Things have certainly changed.

Is that rabble/dispute still going on?

Tagged: Anonymous

17th April 2014

Photoset with 13 notes

Oh my! That was quite an unexpected bout of hibernation that took place! I suppose my hot islander blood has not yet adjusted to this place’s temperature! But do not worry, I am back my friends.

Did you miss me?

Tagged: nudestuckthe prince is backjakesmightyfineass

17th April 2014

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Guess Who Has Returned

Returned once more.

The time has come.

For your drawers to hit the floor.

Tagged: it's an easter miraclenudestuck

27th February 2014

Question

Anonymous asked: You are so hot!! I wish you were gay :c

Alas, those are the way the cards chose to play, eh?

Tagged: Anonymous

27th February 2014

Question with 3 notes

Anonymous asked: i would very much like to suck your dick

Well I’m sure a lot of people would, I suppose. I myself even attempted it once!

Tagged: Anonymous

26th February 2014

Post with 21 notes

PSA: Oh Lord. Just Look What Has Become of This Place.

Hello everyone, your much loved,and now sickly, Jakesmightyfineass here with another PSA thing or whatever. So, it is plain to see that what has begun a while ago in the nudestuck community has started some less than savory events to come about. The following are my thoughts on the matter and my reply to some things I’ve been seeing around. 

I started nudestuck in the middle of last year a few months after I had my 18th birthday in response to all the hubbub that had come up about Jake’s God Tier outfit. So, acting on the fact people have said I have a nice ass, I took some silly photos of my butt. These photos grew popular and prompted me to do nudestuck. Now back then nudestuck was a very iffy place in that you would have some people post every now and then, or maybe even just once and never again. Not only that but there were very few guys in the tag unlike today. Taking that into consideration I considered it my place to provide my services until I deemed them unnecessary and we had a few more “permanent” males. Until then I thought “Why not have fun with this?” and did more silly than sexy things in an effort to show that as inelegant as guys can be, it is possible to have variation in all that you do. I even put off actually showing my genitals for almost the entire first month. So, I did stuff like Jake Making Fun of Dirk, Spartastuck, FancyStuck, poses with books, poses with swords, etc. I even did live broadcasts featuring myself and some other people sometimes. 

As time went on though I had less time to put towards this what with college so I have been a bit absent, but I do want to be a part of this still. In the token, as time passed more people joined nudestuck, claiming me as their inspiration or as some sort of catalyst in a sense. As such many faces in the past few months have come and gone, bringing about their individual personalities and gifts. One benefit of this is that nudestuck has become much more body positive than it was back when I first started. Another is that the nudestuckers themselves have become closer knit and more like a family. Sadly, like all families there have been some trouble due to a few members and that has led to a few difficulties and misconceptions. 

I understand that what turntechgodsmut did, and I understand why he did it because I have been there myself, was wrong and I do not approve of his actions. However, that does not mean I side with his condemners and here is why: Just what exactly does condemning him do? Yes, it raises awareness, and it can possibly yield some fruit (though I do not know what), but all it is essentially doing is making people mad and causing unnecessary conflict. Say you do prevail in reporting him, for which I’d congratulate you, but what next? He could make another blog, or maybe even 10 blogs. Not only that but it would spark further hate and backlash from his supporters and the whole cycle will just continue. I understand he must in some way atone for his actions, but what form do you suggest that atonement take?  Humiliate him and send him hate? He’ll just enjoy the attention and laugh it off. Each side is dead set in their ideas and what they believe is proper, as such continuing this matter is pointless. The supporters probably more than equals the condemners and, just like them, will do what they see as being the right course of action. Which, sadly, will include everything from going after your associates and loved ones, to sending hate mail without end. Neither of these scenarios are ideal 

Not only that, but you must keep in mind that not all nudestuckers think alike, or are in cahoots. Thus making the statement “Nudestuckers are literal assholes” very unfair and incorrect. Quite a fair amount of the newer people aren’t really associated with one another, or current/older nudestuckers. As such you shouldn’t really be including them in all of this. Some examples would be people such as Lactoria (now Black Quadrant), Misty, and others. They do not deserve to be reported for they are not involved in the matter whatsoever. Making these broad claims are just what a lot of people do for the sakes of getting people mad and are no different from the “All men are x” or “All religious people are x” arguments that people make. 

Then we come to all the threats going around and what not. In forever-kitten’s post they say their friend felt threatened which is understandable, but what one has to also understand is that everyone is feeling threatened by this point. The fact all of this anon hate is going around and people are receiving constant threats of being reported, everyone is terrified. Not only that but it is just one blogger that their friend talked to, so I wouldn’t really say “bloggers.” Also it was a bit rude to post Chubby Feferi’s information in all honesty. Plus, while I don’t think it was right, I think it makes sense your friend was chastised for looking at their sites since a lot of people have been receiving asks saying how we should regulate who views our sites, etc. Once again, I’m not saying that was right, just that I understand. 

Not only that, but, as I said, not all of us are in cahoots or think alike so I wouldn’t really say that all of us are transphobic. Hell some of the people that cosplay the characters Dave, Snowman, and John prefer male pronouns and just pose as genderbent because that’s what they have to work with, or as someone once put it “Because boobs.” 

Now once again I ask all of you. Please consider the other side’s viewpoint. I know it’s hard but reacting out of anger is not going to solve anything. If at all it will just aggravate the situation and cause more trouble than there already is. I hope we can reach some sort of consensus or something. 

-redacted due to request-

Tagged: nudestuckwhen will this end

26th February 2014

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 Breast Education: 1950’s Sex Ed Parody

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