Your name is Jake English, and do you have the booty? You dooooo. This is where you and your friends come to have fun from time to time.

24th July 2014

Photo reblogged from compliments galore with 77 notes

treeslug:

kamilavender:

randylassphotos:

Looking for something special? Visit one of the best online dating website on the WEB. The amateursex videos pic above uploaded by one of our members. You can check her profile right now - Venus FlyTrap

NO. NO NO NO NO NO. I AM NOT ON THAT WEBSITE AND I AM IN ALL CAPS RAGE RIGHT NOW. This person got rid of my caption and added this bullshit. *angry Kami*

Everyone go report @randylassphotos to tumblr support for this. They’ve done this to Kami, and I went to their blog and saw little-marci right on top, as well. What they’re doing is against the ToS, and their blog can be taken down for it. As it should.

treeslug:

kamilavender:

randylassphotos:

Looking for something special? Visit one of the best online dating website on the WEB. The amateursex videos pic above uploaded by one of our members. You can check her profile right now - Venus FlyTrap

NO. NO NO NO NO NO. I AM NOT ON THAT WEBSITE AND I AM IN ALL CAPS RAGE RIGHT NOW. This person got rid of my caption and added this bullshit. *angry Kami*

Everyone go report @randylassphotos to tumblr support for this. They’ve done this to Kami, and I went to their blog and saw little-marci right on top, as well. What they’re doing is against the ToS, and their blog can be taken down for it. 
As it should.

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23rd July 2014

Photoset reblogged from Ten with 5,438 notes

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reallifekink:

BEHOLD:
Fake “dom” VERSES trained empowered sub.
Know the difference!
Thanks to LH for allowing Me to post this. 
😘
D.

THIS IS IMPORTANT

True. Everyone needs to take note, just because you identify as a submissive, doesn’t mean that you have to follow through on everything. Stick up for yourself. If something doesn’t seem right, it probably isn’t.

This is like every guy on collarme

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23rd July 2014

Photo reblogged from Princess Honeycunt with 3,906 notes

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18th July 2014

Photo reblogged from What You See Fit with 2,111 notes

jem-sie:

encreme:

jem-sie:

jem-sie:

idk what to do with this so uploading

i went through hell trying to find this

IS THIS UR ASS HOLY SHIT JEMMA IM CRYING 

IT IS PLEASE DONT CRY OHMYGOD

jem-sie:

encreme:

jem-sie:

jem-sie:

idk what to do with this so uploading

i went through hell trying to find this

IS THIS UR ASS HOLY SHIT JEMMA IM CRYING 

IT IS PLEASE DONT CRY OHMYGOD

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18th July 2014

Question

Anonymous said: Just turned 18 and using my newfound adult hood to enjoy your blog... Way too much. Seriously though it's fantastic

ahaha glad to hear you are enjoying! I am here to please of course.

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18th July 2014

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Anonymous said: hello hotTIES

Hello yourself, honey.

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18th July 2014

Question

anakistarsong said: Miss seeing your sexy face (and other parts) on my dash :/ Hope you get around to making that video you talked about some day ;) Hope all is well!

I will some day. I can’t currently due to my job and roommates but soonish!

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18th July 2014

Question

Anonymous said: Question for ya Jake. So I'm totally tryin' to make it with Egbert here, the problem is whenever I get around the dork and we start gettin all hotter than the Texas summer, well my Strider man meat don't wanna stay up and play. Any suggestions on how to solve this problem? PS Please don't tell my Bro, I'd never hear the end of it...

I would suggest deep breathing exercises and trying to find what exactly causes it to “rise to the occassion.” If nothing works, there is always this little blue pill that I hear does just the trick!To quote a movie “Men without a useful erection for years “BOING!”“

Tagged: Anonymous

18th July 2014

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Anonymous said: how long is your dick?

Last time I checked almost 7 inches. Not too impressive I know compared to some of the fellows on here, but I like to think I can do quite a bit with what I have. 

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18th July 2014

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Anonymous said: CLEARLY lawful evil

My good sir or madam! I find that notion to be both utterly ridiculous and insulting. 

I’ll have you no I have no regard for the law whatsoever. 

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